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50 Word Bible

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:01 pm
by Kyra
God made
Adam bit
Noah arked
Abraham split
Joseph ruled
Jacob fooled
Bush talked
Moses balked
Pharaoh plagued
People walked
Sea divided
Tablets guided
Promise landed
Saul freaked
David peeked
Prophets warned
Jesus born
God walked
Love talked
Anger crucified
Hope died
Love rose
Spirit flamed
Word spread
God remained.

Someone shared this with me, so I share with you.
Hugs,
Kyra

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:31 am
by CJ
Hi all,

Heh. Cool post, Kyra. :P You could've sub-titled it "The ADD Book Of Promises." :wink:

In the same spirit, I offer "The History Of Western Philosophy In A Minute Or Less."

Thales investigated.
Zeno paradoxed.
Pythagoras numbered.
Socrates questioned.
Plato took notes.
Aristotle classified.
Epictetus limped.
Lucretius divided.
Epicurus indulged.
Diogenes barked.
Plotinus enneagrammed.
Augustine converted.
Bacon essayed.
Machiavelli schemed.
Descartes doubted.
Hume experienced.
Berkeley idealized.
Hobbes politicized.
Mill calculated.
Spinoza ethicized.
Nietzsche went mad.
Heidegger bracketed.
Wittgenstein played.
Russell formalized.
Sartre anguished.
Derrida analyzed.
Foucault deconstructed.

And we're still deconstructing today--deconstructing gender, among other things. :mrgreen:

Love,
CJ

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:08 pm
by Gelinda
Too deep for a friday

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:58 pm
by Kyra
Hi CJ! That was pretty cool, too. :thumbsup:

Here's another spiritual poem I found:
* A lthough things are not perfect
* B ecause of trial or pain
* C ontinue in thanksgiving
* D o not begin to blame
* E ven when the times are hard
* F ierce winds are bound to blow
* G od is forever able
* H old on to what you know
* I magine life without His love
* J oy would cease to be
* K eep thanking Him for all the things
* L ove imparts to thee
* M ove out of "Camp Complaining"
* N o weapon that is known
* O n earth can yield the power
* P raise can do alone
* Q uit looking at the future
* R edeem the time at hand
* S tart every day with worship
* T o "thank" is a command
* U ntil we see Him coming
* V ictorious in the sky
* W e'll run the race with gratitude
* eX alting God most high
* Y es, there'll be good times and yes some will be bad, but...
* Z ion waits in glory...where none are ever sad!

I am too blessed to be stressed and too anointed to be disappointed!"

The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance
between your knees and the floor. (God answers knee-mail.)

The one who kneels to the Lord can stand up to anything.

Love and peace be with you forever, Amen.


Hugs,
Kyra

Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:42 pm
by Virginia
I'll take "H" = Bingo!
Virginia