A Farmer's Advice
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:34 am
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong.
Keep skunks, bankers, and lawyers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Words that soak in your ears are whispered - not yelled.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Keep skunks, bankers, and lawyers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Words that soak in your ears are whispered - not yelled.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
