BAD Pick-Up Lines!!

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Lorna
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BAD Pick-Up Lines!!

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Okay, I just got one thru my e-mail tonight!! From an admirer... Here goes...

"Something's wrong with my eyes cause I can't take them off you!"

rotf rotf rotf

Anyway... what are the funniest and/or worst pick-up lines you've heard? :lol:
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I had a guy send me a an IM about a year ago, and when I told him that I couldn't ever imagine dating a guy, he asked me:

"Could you imagine lots and lots of sex with one?"

Then there was the time that a guy from Egypt IMed me, telling me that I looked like a princess...
BADGERS?!? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BADGERS!!!
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hey

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A couple of years ago I was at a bar and a little tipsy.
So, I walked up to a guy and said..."I couldent help notice that Ive been starring at you all night!!!" he then Laffed and asked if i wanted a smoke.
:P

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hi

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I lost my number... Can I have yours?
Raven

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Do you have any Greek in you? Want some?
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hey

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how would you like to buy me dinner?
lol :oops:

Raven
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