Corrupt Wish Game

Stephanie W · Post by **Stephanie W** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:32 pm

Granted, but trucks are about to be outlawed due to the excessive damage they are doing to the environment.

I wish for the day we can all get around without reliance upon the greedy gas companies and excessive gov't taxes.

Kandis · Post by **Kandis** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:29 am

((Highly Doubtful they would outlaw trucks considering how much this country relies on interstate commerce)).

Granted but We then become so heavily reliant upon corn oil fuels that the farmers become the new OPEC.

I wish someone would just invent a water powered car already.

Jane Eyre · Post by **Jane Eyre** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:31 am

granted but the cost to buy one would be so astronomical that only the RICH AND FAMOUS could afford to buy it.

I wish that all the meanies would be barred from humanity.

Kandis · Post by **Kandis** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:35 am

Granted, but since the classification of mean is an individual choice, everyone is barred from humanity so there is nobody left.

I wish for the winning numbers to the Mega Millions Lottery.

Jane Eyre · Post by **Jane Eyre** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:41 am

GRANTED but you will loose the ticket and it will be found by a millionaire who does not need the money as much as you.

I wish it would rain so my yard would grow the grass seed we planted

Kandis · Post by **Kandis** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:20 pm

Granted, but the rain comes too fast and too much that all the seed is washed away.

I wish I could figure out why my mood has been "funky-cruel" lately.

Jane Eyre · Post by **Jane Eyre** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:24 am

GRANTED but you still would be no different.

I wish I was wealthy enough I could do and say all I want to anyone.

Kandis · Post by **Kandis** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:25 pm

Granted, but the appeal of speaking as you wish will wear off and turn to boredom too quickly.

I wish I hadn't taken so long a time between shaving my legs. ((just shaved two days ago after a couple months off))

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:14 am

Granted but you forgot the beard again

I wish the chocolate rush I had on holiday hadn't happened, I'm now half a stone heavier

Kandis · Post by **Kandis** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:44 am

Granted, but it culminates in the formation of a giant blemish on your nose that you just cannot hide.

I wish I had made a third PB&J sandwich for lunch today.

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:23 am

Granted but you left the first two on the bus

I wish I hadn't eaten most of the 'hors d'euves for 2' starter before I got to the main course last night

Kandis · Post by **Kandis** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:13 am

Granted, but the resturant would have run out of your choice.

I wish I could actually FINALLY quit smoking.

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:20 am

Granted but you replace it with eating more chocolates than your waistline can resist

I wish I could afford a robotic lawn mower

Kandis · Post by **Kandis** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:30 am

Granted, but it becomes sentient and no longer obeys your commands.

I wish it were just that easy to quit smoking as swapping cigarettes for chocolate.

CarlyAnn (SO) · Post by **CarlyAnn (SO)** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:18 am

Granted but now your eating them instead of smoking them.

I wish I could find a diet that works.