Peter who?

[Carolynn]

Cinderella was lying on her bed crying when her fairy Godmother appears and asks her what is wrong.

"Oh, fairy Godmother!! I can't go to the ball!"

"But...But...I fixed you up last time! You have a coach, a team of horses, coachmen, a beautiful gown and those lovely slippers!! What's wrong now??"

"It's my time of month...and I don't have any tampons."

"Oh...not to worry! Go to the garden and get a pumpkin!"

Cinderella brought in a pumpkin, the fairy Godmother turned it into a tampon and hands it to Cinderella

"There you go! Now you're set! .....Just Remember....You MUST be back by the stroke of midnight...YOU MUST!"

"Ok!!!!"

So, Cinderella takes off to the ball and the fairy Godmother waits the evening out. She got really nervous as the clock approached midnight. She REALLY got upset when Cinderella had not returned by 2:00. Just as the sun was coming up, in strolls Cinderella!!!

"Oh Sweetie!!!! Are you Ok???"

"Why yes....I had a wonderful time!"

"No problems????? When the clock struck 12....nothing happened?"

"Nope"

"Well.....did you meet any nice boys at the ball?"

"Oh yes, Fairy Godmother!! I met the most wonderful young man!! His name was Peter Peter, Pumpkin....something or the other???"