Solution for US Economic Problems

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Solution for US Economic Problems

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Hi fellow Americans,

I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve a Dividend.

To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billion that equals $425,000.00.

My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve a Dividend.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free.

So let's assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes.

That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket.

A husband and wife would have $595,000.00.

What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?

Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved.

Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads

Put away money for college - it'll be there

Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs.

Buy a new car - create jobs

Invest in the market - capital drives growth

Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care improves

Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else


Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is being proposed
by one of our candidates for President.

If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG - liquidate it.

Remember - vote for Carol Elizabeth for President in November!

PS: Someone may want to move this to the bad jokes thread.

CE
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Post by Stephanie H »

Carol Elizabeth:
The correrct answer is $425.00
85,000,000,000/200,000,000 = $425.00
Sorry, I can not vote for you.
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Post by Carla L »

maybe they could send us the 45,000.00 checks first, then figure out it was it was a $424,575.00 mistake. We could quickly mail back the taxes to further confuse the government.

They would be so giddy to get the taxes back on the windfall their heads would be spinning... should they refund the taxes we sent in on the money they shouldn't have sent us? Or keep it? Maybe even invest it! And if we paid off our mortgage with the money we shouldn't have gotten in the first place, maybe the economy would be so robust and stimulated they wouldn't care.

Vote for me!
Huggs,

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oh no

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thats real communism it stinks
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