Dear Tech Support

[Curly(SO)]

This is an oldie...but worth another look

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected
child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable
resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs
and now monitors all other system activity. Applications
such as Poker Night 10.3 , Pub 5.0 , Hunting and
Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run my favourite applications. I'm thinking
about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall
doesn't work on Wife 1.0 .

Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....

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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0,
thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its
Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete
Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to
uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once
installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is
designed to not allow this.. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual
under Warnings-Alimony/ Child Support . I recommend
that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear"
to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give
the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return
to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs,
such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 ! and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper
use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 .
Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of
Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
Flowers 21 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported
by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

T.S.
Tech Support

[SilverLady(SO)]

Yep, that sounds about right!!

((Hugs))

- SL