The true meaning of "service"

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The true meaning of "service"

Post by Carolynn »

I imagine you are already enlightened, but I thought you'd like confirmation of your beliefs.

I was confused when I heard the word service used in these expressions.

Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
State, City, County & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows.

BAM!!! It all came into focus.
Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.

Now you are as enlightened as I am.
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