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Rei
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Customs

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Custom agent is checking this woman's suitcase. He notices 7 panties. The lady says yes 7 panties, 1 for Monday, 1 for Tuesday, 1 for Wednesday, 1 for Thursday, 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday, and 1 for Sunday. ok so the next young lady's suitcase is checked. 5 panties. She says 1 for Monday, 1 for Tuesday,1 for Wednesday, 1 for Thursday, 1 for Friday. What about Saturday and Sunday the agent asked, she just giggled and blushed. ok so the next peron is this guy. The agent notices 12 pair of boxer briefs. He ask the guy why 12?, well 1 for January, 1 for February, 1 for March .......
I am a plus size gal who grew up in NJ. I started dressing up when I was 11. I am now 50
I am lucky enough to have natural 44C breasts.