A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
Real Talent
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Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
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The few bikers I know really wouldn't care about the gender issue....... Most bisexual bunch I have ever encountered. Their philosophy (if you call it that) "if it feels good its fine."
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Oops 
looks like I repeated someone's earlier post - will I ever be forgiven. By the way amongst the many other things I am, I am a biker! (although I prefer the term motorcyclist) A friend and I were originaly responsible for the "Small fury Motorcyclist" patch after a comment from a GG friend "you're not so much big hairy bikers as small fury motorcyclists"
looks like I repeated someone's earlier post - will I ever be forgiven. By the way amongst the many other things I am, I am a biker! (although I prefer the term motorcyclist) A friend and I were originaly responsible for the "Small fury Motorcyclist" patch after a comment from a GG friend "you're not so much big hairy bikers as small fury motorcyclists"Paula
Just because you don't believe it, that doesn't mean it's not true
Just because you don't believe it, that doesn't mean it's not true
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