A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods, when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator; "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says; "Just take it easy. I can help. First let's make sure he's dead." There is silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says; "OK, now what?"
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So I concluded that there is nothing better for people than to be happy and to enjoy themselves as long as they can. People should eat and drink and enjoy the fruits of there labor, for these are gifts from God.
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