Fortune Cookie

[Lydia]

An appropriate one came along the other day:

"Everyone has a right to choose their life style"

But here is one that came with my shrimp and lobster sauce that I cannot resist sharing with my friends:

"The fortune you seek is in another cookie"

Hugs,

Lydia

[Carolynn]

I have been known to play the occasional prank. Everytime a friend and I went to eat Chinese food, I had to endure the old joke of him opening the fortune cooking and "reading" the old joke "Help! I'm am prisoner in chinese fortune cookie factory".

Finally, I printed out the fortune on a piece of regular paper in appropriate size font, cut it out, got a pack of fortune cookies, maneuvered the fortune out of a couple of cookies, and slipped the fateful fortune into each of them, resealed the end with a drop of super glue, and spirited them onto the table while we were eating and he was distracted. You should have seen his face when he opened the cookie and read the fortune!! I was studiously not "looking" at him while watching him, and he went through several decision loops with rapid eye blinks before handing it to me to read, about ready to pop!!

I owned up to it the next day by handing him one of the others. From then on, when we ate Chinese, he always looked at me before he opened his cookie, and I just grinned at him. It was a good prank.

Carolynn

[Lacy Mitchell]

great prank. remember the cookie knows all.