Men

[Kyra]

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, 'MICHIGAN!'
And they say blondes are dumb....
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower.. 'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world.....

.....Then He made the earth round.
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

[Carly]

Clearly not a U of M grad.

[SilverLady(SO)]

Obviously, he was a Spartan and *not* a Wolverine!!

Maize and Blue Forever!!


- SL