Religion taboo

[Martina Hall]

Rabbi Gold and old friend father O'Hara were discussing taboos.
O'Hara: So tell me, old buddy, have you ever broken a Jewish taboo? Violate the sabbath, or eat unclean food?
Gold: Yes. In college, on a drunken bet, I ate a ham sandwich. And you? Ever break your vow of chastity?
O'Hara: As a matter of fact, I once made love to a woman.
Gold: Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?

[SilverLady(SO)]

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