Some quotes

[Virginia]

Quentin Crisp: "Men get laid, but women get screwed!"
Frederick Ryder: When a man goes on a date he wonders if he will get lucky. A woman already knows!
Mrs. Patrick Campbell (English Actress): Do you know why God withheld a sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laughing at you!
Ernestyne White: Evidentually all men come out of the bathroom dressed as a majorette.
Sanskrit proverb: A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire is four times; her intelligence - eight times!
Jane Wagner: New stdies indicate why man learned to walk upright; to free his hands for masturbation.
H.L. Mencken (American Writer 1888-1965): A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks a woman loses hers after four kisses!
Carrie Snow: Why get married and make just one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable!?
Anonymous: God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer to her first question.
did you know? A duck's quack does not echo! - No one knows why.