'tis the season

[Debbie Jean]

I thought because it is the holiday season, I'd share this little ditty with all of you:

An Avon rep was going door-to-door, trying to make some deliveries. It was on a cold winter day. She stepped onto the front porch of this one house and rang the doorbell. While she was waiting, she cracked the most noxious and embarrassing hard-boiled egg fart. She fanned her overcoat in desperation, trying in vain to get that bad boy to disperse. She couldn’t get rid of it. She spotted a cut Christmas tree standing in a far corner of the porch. That gave her an idea. So she reached in her satchel and found a pine-scented spray can of room freshener, and sprayed the air all around her. She barely got the can back in the satchel, when the resident came to the door. The resident exclaimed: “WHEW! It smells like somebody just crapped in the Christmas tree or something”.

Now just a "quickie", then I'll let you go:
Question: If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does a rocket scientist get?
Answer: missile-toe