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Redneck Med-ikal Dikshunary

Post by Carolynn »

Benign: what you be after eight. #-o
Artery: study pictures in a mu-sim.
Bacteria: Cafateria back door where you pick up the hog slop.
Barium: what Drs. do when patients die? #-o
Cesarean Section: neighborhood in Rome
Cauterize: made eye contact with that cool chick with the beard #-o
Colic: a hairy sheep dog
Coma: one of them punc-tu-ashun marks.
Dilate: to live a looonnngg time
Enema: no friend
Fester: quicker than someone else
Fibula: just a teeny white lie :^o
Hangnail: what you hang your coat and cap on =P~
G.I. Series: Some kind of military baseball series?
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