careful what you wish for!

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Virginia
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careful what you wish for!

Post by Virginia »

Huisband and wife discussing a new family vehicle! Husband want a pick 'em up truck! Wife wants sports car! And the conversation esculates!
Finally wife gives untimatium! "My birthday is coming up soon and I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds!"
Wife awakes on her birthday to find her husband has given her just what she asked for -------------------- an brand new bath room scale!!!
He has not been heard from of seen since!
Virginia
PS: In difference to my "Slob" tread - sorry 'bout that!
First star to the right, then straight on 'till mornin!
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Post by Lorna »

Oh no!!! rotf rotf rotf
Live it. Love it. OWN IT.
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Post by Valerie »

Guess she should have been more specific on what she wanted, ..rofl..
Valerie

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