With a nod to jeff Foxworthy

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Sorry to hijack the thread for this, but Lorna knows what she looks like in a Hooters outfit. :)

ok.. back to you Jeff Fox stuff! :) :) :)

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I thought of one since I actually did this earlier today. If you still make sure your hair looks perfect.. right before you go get a hair cut.. you might be a cd.
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What happens if you play a country and western song backwards?

The guy gets out of prison with a pardon, gets his wife and his girlfriend back and they are oK with the arrangement, gets a brand new pickup truck, he quits drinking and smoking, and his dog comes back to life. Whew!!! #-o :lol:
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If you are going to spend the weekend waxing... and you mean your legs, not your car...
you just might be a cross-dresser.

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if they are handing out pink slips at work and you ask for one...
you might be an unemployed cross dresser
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LOL!!!
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Post by Virginia »

If you sit your butt in the car seat first then swing your legs in - you might be a crossdresser
If you know how to sort laundry and wash delicates separately - you might be a crossdresser
If you are sitting in your truck outside of a Lowe's, casually shaving the stray hairs off your arms - you might be a crossdresser. (true story!)
If your dog growls at you when you are "en drab" because he does not recognize you - you might be a crossdresser
If the diswasher does not remove all the lipstick off your coffee cup and you still smile when you see it - you might be a crossdresser.
If you are shopping with your wife and she asks you what your bra size is - you might be a crossdresser

these just came to me - well a couple actually happened to me!
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Post by DonnaT »

If your tool tote bags are pink canvas bags, then you might be a crossdresser.

I've got two :mrgreen:
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