Cute--3 Little Piggies Ride Again!

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Cute--3 Little Piggies Ride Again!

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Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and
>>took their drink order.
>>
>>"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
>>>>
>>"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
>>>>
>>
>>"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
>>
>>The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for
>>dinner
>>
>>"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
>>>>
>>"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
>>
>>"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
>>
>>The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the
>>table
>>
>>and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
>>>>
>>"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
>>"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
>>"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little
>>piggy.
>>
>>"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,"
>>but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"
>>
>>(You're gonna LOVE me for this 0ne ....)
>>
>>>>The third piggy says -
>>
>>
>>"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"
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Post by Lorna »

I like that one!! =D> :mrgreen: rotf
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#-o

I never saw that one coming!

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..rofl..

Ditto for me, Kyra!!


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