When the chips are down---

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Carolynn
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When the chips are down---

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THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS
VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS
PASSED.

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY
FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.



THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS. #-o :lol: :lol: :lol:
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REMINDER: We already have a bad jokes thread :mrgreen:
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Post by Jeannie »

Carolynn. You need professional help. I'll send you the name of a therapist who specializes in the HID. Humor Identity Disorder. :lol:

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PS. Only kidding. I like all kinds of jokes. If you're laughing you're happy. Keep them coming bad or good! :) Hugs.
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