Who did what

[Sally]

Pat and Mick had decided to head off for the weekend together on the snow slopes.

As they were driving into the mountains they were caught in a blizzrd. Driving along they camt to a farm house, so they turned into the driveway and eventually knocked on the door.

The door was answered by a very attractive young woman, and after Pat said they would like to stay the night until the blizzard passed, the woman informed them that she'd recently become a widow and if she let them stay in the house the neighbours would start talking.

Pat said that they'd be happy to sleep in the barn for the night, to which the widow agreed.
So off went Pat and Mick, found the barn and duly settled down for the night.

Next morning at daylight the weather had cleared, so off went Pat and Mick on their way to the ski fields to enjoy their weekend.

About 10 months later, Pat received an unexpected letter from the attractive widow's lawyer.

After reading the letter he called up Mick and said, " Hey Mick, do you remember that attractive widow whose barn we slept in during that sking weekend we went on?"
Mick said, "Yes, of course I do. why?"

Pat said,"Well by any chance, did you get up in the night and go pay her a visit and do, well you know what?"
Mick said,"Well to be honest, yes I did."

Pat said,"And by any chance did you use my name?"
Mick said,"Well yes I did mate, sorry for that, but why ask?"



Pat said, Well she just died and left me her fortune.

[SilverLady(SO)]

*Hugs*

- SL

[Lorna]

Oh no!!!