Cops n Robbers

[Sally]

A London Policeman was taking a statement from a witness to a very large smash and grab robbery on a jewellery store.

The Policeman says, " Tell me in the finest detail exactly what you wintessed."
The witness says," Well it's like this Guv, this dirty big truck drives up and it stops outside the jewellery shop and three chaps get out of the truck, open up the back and get this flippin huge elephant out of the truck. They take it across to the window, the elephant backs into the window, smashes it wif his 'ed and they grabs all the sparklers and they all legs it outa there quick like."

The Policeman says,"Can you describe the elephant?"
The witness says,"Well it was all big like, grey and sort of elephanty, if ya know what I mean guv."

The Policeman says,"Well, was it and Indian elephant or an African elephant?"
The witness replies,"What's the difference?"

The Policeman says," Well, an Indian elephant has small thin ears and an African elephant has rather large thick ears."

The witness says,"Well 'ow the 'ell could I tell, it was like all of the robbers wasn't it, it had a flippin stocking over its head didn't it."

[Gaven McLaren]

That was funny. It took a sec for the image to form in my head.