A full suit

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Sally
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A full suit

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Two women leaving the District Divorce Court were overheard as one said to the other.

A man is like a deck of cards...You need a Heart to love him, you get a Diamond to marry him, then later you need a Club to smash his effin head in and finally you need a Spade to bury the barstead.
Watch nature, because it’s our greatest teacher, it moves and flows and moves on again. We can never be free until we disengage, so allow life to flow as you find it. The way it is, is the way it is.