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Sally
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Harry walks into the bar and sees his best friend Bert sitting at the bar downing glasses of whiskey.

Harry walks up to Bert and says, “ Bert, what are you doing, I’ve never seen you take a drink before.”

In between downing shots of whiskey Bert mumbles,” My wife just ran off with my best friend.”

Harry says,”But Bert, I’ve been your best friend all our life.”

Bert says,” Not any more you aren’t, he is.”
Watch nature, because it’s our greatest teacher, it moves and flows and moves on again. We can never be free until we disengage, so allow life to flow as you find it. The way it is, is the way it is.
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Ouch!!!!
Virginia
Is that like the old Henny Youngman: "Take my wife ------------please!"
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