This guy walks into the supermarket and as he does he sees this drop dead gorgeous blonde waving and smiling at him.
He's rather taken aback with this due to the fact he can't place where he knows her from.
He walks up to her and asks"Do we know each other?"
She replies,"Yes, you're the father of one of my kids."
Immediately his mind travels back to the one and only time he was ever unfaithful to his wife.
"Good heavens," he says, " Are you that gorgeous blonde who was at my bachelor party who I danced with naked on the pool table while all my mates whistled and yelled, and your girl friend whipped us with a bunch of wet celery, and afterwards we went to bed and did all sorts of weird and exotic things together all night?"
She replies," Heavens no, I'm your sons' maths teacher."
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