What a kind thoughtful hubby

[Sally]

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners and the class was in full swing.

The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and she was explaining the role exercise played at this stage of their pregnancies.

She said,”Ladies, remember that exercise is important at this stage and walking is especially beneficial because it not only works your pulmonary system, it strengthens your leg and thigh muscles and also your pelvic muscles which is important for when you give birth, making it that much easier.”

She then turned her attention to the men in the room, saying,” And now you guys, remember you’re in this together and it wouldn’t hurt you to give your partners some support and go walking with them as well.”

The room suddenly went very quiet as the men all looked at each other as they absorbed this information.

Then right up the back of the room a man slowly raised his hand.

“Yes” said the teacher.

“I'm just thinking of my wife and wondering” said the guy, “Would it be added benefit to her as far as exercise goes if she carries my golf bag while we walk?”

[SilverLady(SO)]

“I'm just thinking of my wife and wondering” said the guy, “Would it be added benefit to her as far as exercise goes if she carries my golf bag while we walk?”

The next day found him in the Hospital, his head completely wrapped in bandages, as a result of his being slapped very hard upside the head by his wife.

He will never ask his wife to carry his golf bag again. Nor will he be allowed to golf again after the baby is born - - he will be too busy toting the diaper bag!!



- SL

[Virginia]

That's the nice ending!
The other ending is:

"FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS ARE INCOMPLETE!"
Virginia