An oldie but goodie

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An oldie but goodie

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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon
realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she
took the seat right beside his..

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or
vacation?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago"

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality."

"Really! " he said, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that American men are the
most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is
most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French
men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent.
We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories
is the Southern redneck."

Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I
don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."
_______

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..rofl.. ..rofl.. ..rofl..

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=D> =D> =D> =D>
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Me Too!!!! :lol:
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!!!yes!!!
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=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> ..rofl.. ..rofl.. ..rofl..
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