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A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ, depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.






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NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!!! :lol:
Had'nt heard that one.
Thanks for the chuckle, Lisa
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Post by Joann NJ »

Lisa.............. no wonder we're so happily married, right after I shave and clean up, I place my daily duct tape in place, very softly say good bye, a little kiss, and run like hell............. Menapause........... who keeps playing with the thermostat?

I'll say a prayer for you in case you go with the reversal.............God Bless!
Enjoy today, cause this ain't a dress rehersal!
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I always use duct tape but not there ladies. It keep "The Boys" in the back yard and when you take it off fast you don't have to go for a bikini waxing. A twofer! Sweet! Hugs

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Post by SilverLady(SO) »

..rofl.. ..rofl.. ..rofl..

=D> Well, I *do* like the idea of duct tape (for the ex-h, not Virginia!)!! :mrgreen:

A spear, hmmm? Why am I only hearing of this now? :P

Um, Joann - At age 44, I've already gone through menopause, but never needed to play with the thermostat. The reason? Apple Cider Vinegar tablets - the great cure-all - and it really does work! PM me for more info, if you're interested.

Jeannie - Only you would think of that 'benefit', Virginia just said OUCH!!

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Post by Danette »

Jeannie you have then I have to just rip that duct tape off!!! I ..|/- to you. LOL

Lisa, Thanks for the laugh ``5
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