Hidden deep in the bowels of the Congessional Journal was this recent report.
Scientist with the USDA have been studying beer and the rumor that it contains high levels of female hormones. To test this possibility 100 men were given two six packs to consume.
The results: 100% of the test subjects gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, could not drive safely, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologize even when proven wrong!
No further funding for testing has been approved!
Sorry, don't shoot the messenger, I just report it!
Virginia
Recent USDA report
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Recent USDA report
First star to the right, then straight on 'till mornin!
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I love it! A monentary lapse of reason.
Hi Virginia
You just threw yourself under the bus. Better you than me Hon! I'll just sit back and enjoy the posts you get from all the GGs. That took real guts Virginia. Yeah sure. It was a news story. I'm proud of you!
I like you so I'll try to divert their attention. You know why married men usually die before their wives? They want to! Hugs
Love
Jeannie
PS Any of you GGs have anything nasty to say just send it to my new website:
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You just threw yourself under the bus. Better you than me Hon! I'll just sit back and enjoy the posts you get from all the GGs. That took real guts Virginia. Yeah sure. It was a news story. I'm proud of you!
I like you so I'll try to divert their attention. You know why married men usually die before their wives? They want to! Hugs
Love
Jeannie
PS Any of you GGs have anything nasty to say just send it to my new website:
I don't give a crap.com Have a great night girls!