The last word

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Sally
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The last word

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A man and woman are having marriage problems, and decide to end their union after a very short time together.

After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple goes to court to finalize their break-up.

The judge asks the husband, "What has brought you to the point that you are now at, what's so bad you two can't keep this marriage together?"
The husband says, "Judge, it's driven me mad, we just haven't been able to agree on anything in the six weeks we've been together!"
"Seven weeks," says the wife.
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Post by Caith »

You know, I thought I had those court transcripts from my divorce sealed. ;)
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Post by Carolynn »

Not bad, not bad a'tall. :lol:
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