The Irish = Such Clear Thinkers

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The Irish = Such Clear Thinkers

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Leave it to the Irish to cut through the crap and make the whole issue crystal clear...

Thoughts from across the pond

An email from Ireland to the brethren in the States...a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:

"We, in Ireland, can't figure out why people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States this year.

On one side, you have a pants wearing woman lawyer, married to a lawyer who can't keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary that they still haven't paid for yet, who was running against a lawyer who states he is "black" when it is documented that he is only 12% "black", who goes to the wrong church, who has stated that he wants his countrymen to learn to speak Spanish rather than English, who refuses to put his hand over his heart and say the Pledge of Allegiance or wear the flag of the country he wants to run, who can't remember if there are 50 or 57 states in his own country, who is married to yet another lawyer who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run.

Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship.

What in Lord's name are ye lads thinking over there in the colonies??"

:shock: #-o :roll:
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Ok That Made me Laugh!

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Hey it's too early for that type of Laugh!

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^ No, it's not . . . that's what is helping to wake me up this morning!! :mrgreen:

Written elsewhere on the forum today . . .
Jeannie wrote:I just got a great idea I have to share with Barack Obama. I know he'll love it!
I do so hope that it entails keeping him and his family in Iraq or Afghanistan and letting him become (lifetime) president there?!? [-o< 8-[ [-o<

:P

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I don't care who you are.. that's some funny stuff right there ;)
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