40th Wedding Anniversary

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40th Wedding Anniversary

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A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being so loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again! . I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the Fairy waved her magic wand and poof, the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....
"It’s not given to anyone to have no regrets; only to decide, through the choices we make, which regrets we’ll have,"
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The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....
I couldn't have said it better myself!! :mrgreen:

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