Short Ones

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:23 pm

So this skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop...

(The sound of clashing cymbals and a Ta-DUMP from a drum.)

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:24 pm

So two guys are walking down the street. One turns into a bar, so the other shrugs and goes inside for a beer. Convenient, eh.

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:28 pm

A man with a duck on his head walks into the Dr.s office. The Doctor eyebrows are climing toward his receding hairline, and he says, "Can I help you?"

The Duck says "Yeah. Get this fool's head out of my butt!"

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Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:39 pm

So, this baby fur seal walks into a club............

I know. Stunningly bad.

Deidre Taylor · Post by **Deidre Taylor** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:01 am

A prostitute walks up to a man and says "I will do anything you want for $25 if you can say it in 3 words."

He looks at her and replies "Paint my house."