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So this skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop...

(The sound of clashing cymbals and a Ta-DUMP from a drum.)

So two guys are walking down the street. One turns into a bar, so the other shrugs and goes inside for a beer. Convenient, eh.

A man with a duck on his head walks into the Dr.s office. The Doctor eyebrows are climing toward his receding hairline, and he says, "Can I help you?"

The Duck says "Yeah. Get this fool's head out of my butt!"

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So, this baby fur seal walks into a club............

I know. Stunningly bad.

A prostitute walks up to a man and says "I will do anything you want for $25 if you can say it in 3 words."

He looks at her and replies "Paint my house."