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The Importance of Walking

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:33 pm
by CJ
Hi all,

My mother just e-mailed me this little series. There are a few good ones here.

The Importance of Walking

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where she is.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.


Love,
CJ

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:24 am
by Carolynn
:twisted: :)

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:48 pm
by Virginia
How to catch a bunny?!

Hide in the woods and make a noise like a carrot!

OH, never mind!

they were great -- and I know it's an inside joke anyway!

Love ya,

Virginia