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New Government Image The Condom

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Official Announcement:

The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
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Also: comes in red or blue. :mrgreen:
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I have a suspicion they will pay extra for custom Red, White, and Blue ones, maybe even in a flag pattern. :lol:
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