Mathematical Certainty

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Mathematical Certainty

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Ever wonder what it means to give 100% or more in the things people do?
Well here is a formula that might help you figure it out.

If; A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented by 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26, then H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 gets you 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 gets you 96%. But A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+29=9+20+21+4+5 will give 100%.

Now here's the kicker, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% and A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 puts you over the top at 118%

So while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close and Attitude will get you 100%, it's Bullshit and Asskissing that makes you give more than 100%

Think about it!!!!!!!!!!!
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Good one
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Hey ------------- I got 169!!!!!
3+18+15+19+19+4+18+5+10+19+9+14+7 = 169 (think about it?!) :oops:

Crossdressing!

Are we good or what!!!!??? =D> =D> =D>

Well, I could not restrain myself!

Love ya,

Virginia
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