Gone Fission

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Gone Fission

Post by Carolynn »

It was a beautiful day and a man decided to call in sick so he could go fishing.

The boss really didn't buy the story so he went to the man's house and talked to the wife. She told the boss that her husband had gone fishing.

When the man returned home from his fishing trip his wife told him what happened~

"Your boss came by today. He said he didn't like the idea of you lying to get out of work. He fired you."

"That sorry backside......well.....F**k him!"

"I did. You start back to work on Monday."
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