NEW FROM APPLE

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:09 am

ANNOUNCEMENT

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and
play music.

The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.
This is considered a major social breakthrough. Women are always complaining
about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

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Virginia · Post by **Virginia** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:49 pm

Did not see that one coming!!!!!!!!

Just put your ear real, real close huh?

Virginia

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:18 pm

Girls with these BA's might be very popular during the World Series, or during the Football or other sports playoffs. I wonder how many cases of back trouble would be reported by guys trying to listen to the games, particularly if there was much difference in heights between the guy and girl?

If they have an off switch, there would be new meaning to "turning guy's off", eh? Wonder if the next step will be built in screens for displaying videos and sports? Naaaaaaa!!! Then it would be back to the boyfriend not knowing the color of his date's eyes.

Michelle Miller · Post by **Michelle Miller** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:52 pm

Apple iProduct

- - Actual image deleted due to its large size and it's inappropriate language . . . although I must admit to agreeing with the overall statements.

- SL