Maybe a New Years Resolution?
Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:48 pm
I am passing this on to you all because it definitely worked for me today, and
we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on TV this
morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things
you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished
and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a
pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res
of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel. Peas
sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.
we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on TV this
morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things
you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished
and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a
pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res
of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel. Peas
sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.
I'll drink to that! 
