The truth about Water

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The truth about Water

Post by Carolynn »

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. #-o (well, I guess that assumes the bacteria is attached to small particals of poop?)

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of manure.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
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Post by Virginia »

As the great philosophical actor, W.C. Fields use to say, "Water? I don't drink water, fish f&%# in it!"

Also, every human being who has ever lived, and is now dead, drank water.

Well, :-k

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