Swine Flu jokes?

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Swine Flu jokes?

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A bear, a lion and a pig meet in the forest.
The bear said, "If I roar in the forests of North America , the entire forest is shivering with fear."
The Lion said, "If I roar on the great plains of Africa , the entire savanna is shivering with fear."
The pig said, "Big deal. I only have to cough, and the entire planet messes itself."
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