Long term sentence
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:00 pm
A man was sitting in a bar staring morosely into his glass of beer. Another patron who knew him slightly sat down beside him and asked, "Hey chum, why so glum".
The sad man said, "It's my wife. As she get older she gets meaner. Just nag, nag, nag, gripe, gripe, gripe. I can do nothing right, according to her!
"How long you been married?" asked the friend.
"25 years, more or less."
"That's quite awhile", the friend commented.
"Yeah", the morose one groaned, " and there's years to go!! In my first flush of lust, I didn't realized when I signed up for this that it would be a life sentence. I used to be quite the studly dog, but now when I see an attractive woman, all I can do is run to the end of my chain and bark!"
The sad man said, "It's my wife. As she get older she gets meaner. Just nag, nag, nag, gripe, gripe, gripe. I can do nothing right, according to her!
"How long you been married?" asked the friend.
"25 years, more or less."
"That's quite awhile", the friend commented.
"Yeah", the morose one groaned, " and there's years to go!! In my first flush of lust, I didn't realized when I signed up for this that it would be a life sentence. I used to be quite the studly dog, but now when I see an attractive woman, all I can do is run to the end of my chain and bark!"