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Confessions of a Hooker

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:14 pm
by Kay
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession.

Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years '.

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says,

'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your
past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'

She said 'I don't think you understand.

My name was Brian and I played rugby for New Zealand. . ..

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:43 pm
by Virginia
Guess you have had to play rugby to get that one!
and......from what I have heard, rugby players do eat their dead!

sorry 'bout that, but that is what I heard!

Virginia

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:47 pm
by Carolynn
Hey now!! Cannibalism has a long and honored history, especially among many religions of the world. :lol:

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:48 pm
by Michelle Miller
Virginia wrote:Guess you have had to play rugby to get that one!
and......from what I have heard, rugby players do eat their dead!

sorry 'bout that, but that is what I heard!

Virginia
I played rugby in college. You don't 'really' beat the other team unless you outdrink them afterwards. I also have rugby to thank for some dental work I had done in the mid-90's as well.

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:53 pm
by Connie
Kay,

'le sigh'
I guess you had to be there, huh?


Cannibalism has a long and honored history, especially among many religions of the world.

I guess that explains Communion.

Connie, :roll: