Confessions of a Hooker
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:14 pm
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession.
Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years '.
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says,
'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your
past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'
She said 'I don't think you understand.
My name was Brian and I played rugby for New Zealand. . ..
Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years '.
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says,
'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your
past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'
She said 'I don't think you understand.
My name was Brian and I played rugby for New Zealand. . ..