Lost boy

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Elizabeth
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Lost boy

Post by Elizabeth »

A policeman comes up on a small boy walking down the road with a small suitcase and decides to see what is up.

He asks the boy where he is going and the boy replies that he is running away from home.

The Police officer asks the boy why?

The boy replies:

I woke up last night and had to use the restroom. As I walked down the hall and passed my parents room I heard my dad say "I'm done, I'm pullin out".

Then my mom said "wait! I'm comin too".

And I'm not staying around there and making that mortgage payment by myself.


Love always,
Elizabeth