Good thoughts from Steven Wright

[Carolynn]

Some comedians are really great, some are mediocre, then there's Steven Wright ---- and when he's Wright, he's right.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

[Lacy Mitchell]

thanks keepem coming

[Anita]

He's still one of my favorites. Here's this one from him:

"Sign said, 'Breakfast anytime.' So I walked in and ordered french toast in the Renaissance."