A busy lawyer was driving in the city, paying far too much attention to his cell phone. His inattention resulted in him rear ending the vehicle ahead of him.
Both drivers exited their vehicle and the lawyer was surprised to see that the other dirver was a dwarf, and he was clearly very, very angry.
"Whatsa matter with you, you blind" the dwarf yelled. "I just got this car rigged up so I could drive it and it was not an inexpensive process, and you go and mess it all up. I will tell you I am not HAPPY!"
The glib lawyer immediately pops off, "Your not happy? Thanks for tell me that, I wasn't sure. Now we just have 6 to go to find out which you are"!
And then that fight started!
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