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Hi Y'all,
This little joke was sent to me via email. As long as I'm not the husband involved, I thought it was quite funny.


A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in
front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know,
dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face
is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is
hanging
out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to
her
husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better
about myself." He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

Services for the husband will be held Saturday at St. Anselm's Memorial
Chapel.

LOL!!!

Hi Y'all,

Thanks for the kind replies. I am happy to have brought a smile to your lovely faces.

Really cute Josey!
Lve,
Deborah

Kinda like the guy whose eyesight was failing but he loved golf so he told the pro shop guy that he could not play alone as he could not see where his ball would go. The pro shop guy tells him he has the solution. He has a guy who can see a ball 400 yards down the fairway, so the twosome go to the first tee. The guy smacks his drive, "Boy, that felt like I really crushed that one! did you see where my ball went?"
Reply- "Uh?! what ball?"

Submitted by a 91-year-old:

I turned 91 years old today and a few changes have come
into my life.

Frankly, I've become a frivolous old gal.

I have been seeing five men everyday.

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then he leaves, and I go to see John.

Then Charley Horse comes along and he sure takes a lot of my
time.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the
day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place, so he takes me from Joint
to Joint.

After such a busy day, I am really tired and glad to go to bed
with Ben Gay.