Ahhh, the joys of condiments....
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:37 pm
A nun boards an aircraft and ends up seated next to a young woman. After a moment, the woman sneezes, quivers, moans -- and subsides in her seat, looking slightly mussed.
The nun, rather uncomfortable with what she's just witnessed, says nothing.
A moment later, the younger woman sneezes again. This time she writhes in her seat and bites her lip while trying to stifle her moans.
Now very uncomfortable, the nun crosses her arms and legs and faces the ailse.
Suddenly, her companion sneezes three times in quick succession. The young woman arches her back, cries out, slides down into a reclined position as she thrashes and bucks against her seat belt -- and finally settles, half out of her dress and glistening with sweat.
Deeply offended, the nun turns to address her. "Young woman, that is DISGUSTING! You will either desist, this instant, or I will have you removed from this aircraft!"
Slightly confused, the younger woman takes a moment to compose herself before apologizing. "I am so sorry. I have a rather odd medical condition. You see, several of my fundamental reflexes are neurologically cross wired. For instance, every time I sneeze, I have orgasms."
Rather upset with herself for being so cross, the nun is now all compassion. "Oh! You poor girl! Is there anything you're taking for it?"
"Uh huh! The young woman nods vigorously. "Pepper!"
The nun, rather uncomfortable with what she's just witnessed, says nothing.
A moment later, the younger woman sneezes again. This time she writhes in her seat and bites her lip while trying to stifle her moans.
Now very uncomfortable, the nun crosses her arms and legs and faces the ailse.
Suddenly, her companion sneezes three times in quick succession. The young woman arches her back, cries out, slides down into a reclined position as she thrashes and bucks against her seat belt -- and finally settles, half out of her dress and glistening with sweat.
Deeply offended, the nun turns to address her. "Young woman, that is DISGUSTING! You will either desist, this instant, or I will have you removed from this aircraft!"
Slightly confused, the younger woman takes a moment to compose herself before apologizing. "I am so sorry. I have a rather odd medical condition. You see, several of my fundamental reflexes are neurologically cross wired. For instance, every time I sneeze, I have orgasms."
Rather upset with herself for being so cross, the nun is now all compassion. "Oh! You poor girl! Is there anything you're taking for it?"
"Uh huh! The young woman nods vigorously. "Pepper!"
